~*~
jennerz0917: oh i wanna hear kate flip
out
jennerz0917: i envy that you live with her right now lol
Babyhands10: HAHAAH yeah it gets pretty hysterical and
intense
jennerz0917: HAHAHA oh yes
Babyhands10: She was jumping around like a dinosaur today
jennerz0917: lmfao
jennerz0917:
how does a dinosaur jump around
Babyhands10: On their toes
jennerz0917: oh really
jennerz0917: ive never seen one
Babyhands10:
AHAHAHAHAHA
Babyhands10: WHO HASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jennerz0917: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Babyhands10: Unless you
were a cavewoman in a past life
jennerz0917: I WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~
*Kate was on the floor knitting,
and she was wearing her hemp anklet*
Me: "Look at the bird on your ankle!!!"
~*~
jennerz0917: i feel like i need to smoke my medicinal marijuana
Babyhands10: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Babyhands10:
That's so wrong
jennerz0917: oh but i do
Babyhands10: Are you serious?
jennerz0917: you know i thought you just asked
me "are you portuguese"
Babyhands10: WHAAAAAAAAAAT????????????????
jennerz0917: wtf
jennerz0917: im being so random
Babyhands10:
NO KIDDING!
jennerz0917: okay so i wasnt being serious
Babyhands10: What?
Babyhands10: About what?
jennerz0917:
i joke about medicinal marijuana now
jennerz0917: because i feel like i need it for my life
Babyhands10: Now?
jennerz0917:
but i dont really smoke it
Babyhands10: I'm so confused
jennerz0917: its my new joke in life
Babyhands10: Ha...
Babyhands10:
I'm still confused..
jennerz0917: for once im not
Babyhands10: That's because you're being so confusing that I can't
understand
jennerz0917: i know im being confusing
jennerz0917: im trying not to be
Babyhands10: Noooo and that's
the point!
Babyhands10: Hahahahaha
jennerz0917: k so
jennerz0917: i stopped drinking soda
Babyhands10: This conversation
is so going in my quote page
jennerz0917: and now i drink water and i eat more
jennerz0917: haha
jennerz0917: i feel
like ive smoked pot
Babyhands10: HAHAHAHA
jennerz0917: MY MEDICINAL MARIJUANA
Babyhands10: Wait.. aren't you supposed
to not be eating more?
jennerz0917: very true
Babyhands10: Stop that, I'm confused enough
jennerz0917: but since
ive stopped drinking soda
jennerz0917: i can
Babyhands10: Ohh I see
jennerz0917: more calories for me to use
jennerz0917:
i have my own jenny craig point system going
jennerz0917: except im not figuring anything out
jennerz0917: i feel like
putting on my away message
jennerz0917: its friday and im in love
jennerz0917: but its not friday
Babyhands10: HAHAHHAA
jennerz0917:
so really no point
jennerz0917: but its in my head
~*~
*A bunch of psychology teachers were standing outside the door to
the Feinstein building talking and smoking*
Teacher #1: "You should hear what I said to her!"
Teacher #2: "What?!"
Teacher #1: "I said, 'You must be orally fixated to talk to Donna!'"
((Leave it to psych dorks to use terms like orally fixated in a normal conversation...))
~*~
Nicole: "Haha I feel like a dorkerella."
~*~
Kate: "Yeah, let's get shitfaced!"
Chelsea: "If by shitfaced you mean with pixie sticks then I'm in!"
~*~
*Online*
Chelsea: "Oh that is SO awesome."
Me: "I really just thought to myself, 'Hey! It's Chels Chels Bo Bels!"
~*~
*Folgers "Aromaseal" commercial*
Robyn: (After she sniffs the coffee) "That's kind of gross..."
Me: "Why?"
Robyn: "Well, now no one can drink the coffee because she's had her nose in it!"
~*~
Jenn: "I am worried about my dumbness... I am not smoking weed."
~*~
Jenn: "So I had a COMPLETE rock out to Hanson today. Not a little one, but a fest."
Me: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Jenn: "Oh yes it was so hardcore it was almost like they were there... it was that loud."
~*~
*Jenn was telling me about this program she now uses to download songs called Blubster*
Me: "That kind of disturbs me that it's called Blubster."
Jenn: "Well... at least it's not called Condom."
~*~
Kate: "What should I write my informative speech on? Maybe
I'll write it on dinosaurs..."
Me: "I have a cukoo clock!"
~*~
Kate: *Holds up water bottle* "I wish this would just refill itself...
like in the Matrix."
~*~
Kate: "What does misconstrewed mean and why does it keep popping
up in my head?!"
~*~
-=Two excerpts from this radio show here where these two guys just
play random music and make fun of it all through the song... so funny=-
"Touch me, I'm on EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fiesta, like a party, only Mexican!!!!!!"
~*~
*Kate was quietly looking through the school cancellation list*
Kate: (quietly, but distressed) "There's no CCD..."
Later, I was reading her the quote and still laughing at it...
Kate: "I don't think I wanted you to hear that..."
~*~
*At dinner; Kate's eating pie*
Kate: *After taking a few bites* "What does this taste like??"
~*~
*In my 8am critical writing class, someone was talking about a show they watch religiously*
Me: (to Chels) "I don't watch any show religalously."
~*~
-=From the road trip to Portland, Maine for the Guster show=-
*Talking about the Blarney stone and how I want to kiss it*
Kate: "Kissing the Blarney stone is like kissing Bob Marchand."
Kate: "Did we just run over that previously run over squirrel?"
~*~
*In Ohio, we pass a Hooters*
Robyn: "My friend Peggy Jackandeddy
(this is what it sounds like, not attempting proper spelling) in my class who cheers for the Hooters... or the Skooters?"
*No
one knows what's going on*
Me: "Who's Peggy, Jack and Eddy?"
Robyn: "NOOOO Kirsten... it's a girl in my class...
Peggy Jackandeddy! She cheers for the Hooters!"
Me: "Robyn, she cheers for the SCHOONERS not the HOOTERS!"
~*~
*This goes along with the above quote*
Monique: "That's funny on so many counts. First of all I
love Robyn. Second of all, the other day Felipe was on the phone with a GIRL and after I was like Felipe was that
Steph??? and he's like No, that's Alyssa.... ALYSSA JACKANDEDDY!"
~*~
*In philosophy*
D. Kress: "You have to see a CORE tutor or your paper will be cast
away into the merciless ocean of apathy."
~*~
*Watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
Chels: "John Cleese is my husband, and by husband I mean father."
~*~
*In psychology, talking about the gambling age*
Wendy: "No, Mohegan's 18... we went there."
Dr. Berman: "Did they card you?"
Wendy: "Yeah but we just wanted to pull the thing and leave. We were there for a concert."
Girl: "Who?"
Wendy: "Maroon 5, Sugar Ray..."
Dr. Berman: "I saw Steely Dan there once!"
~*~
*In philosophy*
D. Kress: "What are the consequences of voting for Tennessee Tuxedo
for president? Do you know who that is?"
Some guy in the back row: "Isn't he a boxer?"
D. Kress: "No, he's a cartoon penguin."
~*~
*Watching Howie Day DVD*
Me: "He's sweating!"
Chelsea: "He does that A LOT!!!!!!"
~*~
*Talking about our movie night*
Chelsea: "That would be beyond perfection... scrumtrilecent even."
~*~
*Chelsea wasn't walking on the sidewalk*
Me: *interrupting Kate's telling of a story* CHELSEA! Get on the sidewalk,
you crackhead!
*Chelsea bursts into laughter, which makes me burst into laughter*
Kate: Kirsten, you need to stop the crack. You shoot up all the time, and Chelsea, I've
seen your track marks.
Me: Why are we even laughing? IT'S THE CHOCOLATE! Oh... if I could shoot up chocolate...
~*~
*Walking back from dinner... it's silent because we're all indulging
in our chocolate soft serve*
Chelsea: "Orange is the new pink."
~*~
*Asking about attire for working the registration table at parents/alumni/Homecoming
weekend*
John: "Oh, anything nice... you know, don't come wearing a halter or anything... NOT that you're a halter kind
of girl...!!!"
~*~
*Explaining to Steve about getting my ears pierced*
Me: "You
won't understand."
Steve: "Oh I know about big studs!
~*~
*At a capella*
Dakota: "Can we have a longer pause?"
Melynda:
"Where?"
Dakota: "Oh... I guess not."
~*~
*Discussing the Swayze movie*
Me: "Monique, you're the best."
Monique:
"Aww, no way! You're doing the Swayze... it is the core, the very essence of all other girations and bumps."
Me:
"Why can't I Swayze with my mouth closed, anyways?"
Monique: "..........."
~*~
*Watching TV at the Iwanskis'*
Lady on some animal show: "Coming
up next, king kong in your pocket..."
Dan I.: (To Dan S.) "You get that a lot, don't you??"
~*~
*Discussing swears with the Dions*
Lisa: "Sex is a bad word,
it should be considered a swear!"
~*~
Some kid at expression session: "Either I need a bigger guitar or
a bigger me."
~*~
*Kate turns on TV and Conan O'Brien's voice is heard but you can't
see him yet*
Me: "Is that Colon?"
~*~
*Down on the second floor*
Meagan: (singing) "...'cause I'm a motherf...ing B-I-M-B."
