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~SOPHOMORE YEAR!~ (2000-2001)
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--OlD qUoTe-- *I was interviewing people on stress for an article for journalism class* Me:
What brings on most of your stress? Ryan: Robots, giant robots. Me: How do you best cope with stress? Ryan: I
hit people, really hard. ~*~ *I was studying for my Francais test... in Francais class* Me: *mispronouncing ALL
the words* Sois, sois, soit... soyons, soyez, soient. Aie, aies, ait... ayons, ayez, aient. Kyle: Why are you pronouncing
them wrong? Me: Cuz knowing how to say them won't help me on a WRITTEN TEST! This way, I know what I'm writing. It's easier,
no? *continues* Dehors... Outside... Da Whores are Outside!! WOW! That'll be SO easy to remember! Kyle: *Has no words
at this point, just laughs hysterically* ~*~ *Eating dinner at the Mendes residence. I was telling Mrs. Mendes about
Medieval Times on the "New York" trip* Me: We actually had to eat with our hands!! First there was soup and then this
big motha piece of chicken... Mrs. Mendes: Big motha? What's that? Me: Umm... Jared: Big father piece of chicken?
Mrs. Mendes: No stupid, there's no such thing as a father chicken! Jared: Oh right... that would be rooster, wouldn't
it? ~*~ *..Still at the Mendes residence eating..* Mrs. Mendes: Didn't Michael just make the best girl? He was
the only one who would do it. Me: Yah cuz you know he's got such a nice body. *laughs* Mrs. Mendes: *shouting cuz
Mike was in the kitchen* Michael, didn't you shave your legs for that? Me: *runs into the kitchen, afraid the milk in
my mouth would spray on everyone. Sits on the floor, laughing hysterically* ~*~ Tracey: Make sure that when you wanna
go to Hotmail, you don't accidentally type Hotmale. Cuz I never wanna see that again. Ever. ~*~ *Jenn wispers in Nikki's
ear* Me: Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. Nikki: *leans over and wispers in my ear* Uuuuuuuuugghhhhh.
~*~ *Mendes is dressed like a freshman girl for Variety Show. Backstage...* Mr. Forrest: Oh Mike, you're so sexy.
I wanna jump you right now!! ~*~ *Watching Gladiator* Mrs. Mendes: Yah think those guys wear underpants with them
things? ~*~ Monique: He's nice an' all, but all I've ever said to him is, "Say hi to your mom for me." ~*~ Tracey:
I put the cat in my room... and I just heard him scratching on my door... so I went to go let him out and I opened the door
and it smelled really really really really bad... and I'm thinking "I don't smell that bad, do I?"... then I saw the cat poop
in like 3 different spots... luckily not on bed, so I made my dad clean it... Me: *laughs* Tracey: Yeah you're laughing...
jeez you should smell it! Me: *laughs* Tracey: Uh... now he wants a snack--- forget it... I'm sure if I pooped in
my parents room that they wouldn't give me a snack afterwords...so why should he get one? ...Cats!! ~*~ *Talking about
favorite Disney movies at drama* Ryan: Lady and the Tramp was pretty suspenseful.. I was on the edge of my seat! Jamie:
I got really scared in The Little Mermaid when Ursula got really big! Ryan: Ursula in Lady and the Tramp? Like suddenly
Ursula pops out of the spaghetti?! ~*~ Me: Yah wanna hear something funny.. yet gross, but funny? Calin: LOL..
k.. Me: I was talking to Rob awhile ago... Calin: Hahahahahaha!! ~*~ Tracey: Know what I realized? Me:
What? Tracey: Everybody in Coheety rhymes except for Mike... There's Brian and Ryan, then Matt and Pat.. then Mike. ~*~
Tracey: This is really entertaining. Me: What is? Tracey: My right hand is REALLY REALLY cold. Tracey: And
my left hand is REALLY REALLY warm. ~*~ *My sister sat on my mom's stomach* Robyn: Remember that time we saw that
girl do this to that boy on stage? The.. BODY SLAM!!!!! ~*~ Jenny: Did you guys hear that NetZero is gonna be charging
now? *everyone discusses how ridiculous this is* Corey: So they gonna change their name to Net9.99? ~*~ *Jenn
driving down Crandall to my house with Kate & I* Jenn: It's so raaaainy! I hate the rain! It feels like we're floating
down the street! Kate: Yes, Jenn... we're not in a car, we're in a boat floating down the street. ~*~ Jamie: ...I
wish I had AOL 6.0... Me: Why don't you just upgrade? Jamie: 'Cause then my computer would be so slow it'd lose a
race with a one legged sloth. ~*~ *Talking to Jamie on-line* Me: Yah, on-line is a piece of midouri salad. ~*~
*Jamie, Tracey & I in Fall River.. a car goes by in front of us* Tracey: Wasn't that the lunch lady?! ~*~
*Jacky & I walking down the hall from the band room after school* Jacky: *walks funny* Would you still be my friend
if I walked like this? Me: Of course, I'll be your friend through thick and thin. Jacky: Would you... still be my
friend if I didn't wear pants? Me: No... I don't think so... Jacky: But that goes along with thin, right? So why wouldn't
you be my friend?! ~*~ *My mom & I watching Cliffhanger...* Me: Leon's in this? Wait... why does that sound
familiar? Mom: He's in Cool Runnings. Me: Which? Mom: The black guy... ~*~ *My mom talking about her surgery
and anesthesia* Mom: He called it "La-La Land"... He said that would be better than local anesthesia so I wouldn't have
to hear what they said. Dad: You especially wouldn't want to hear "Oops!" ~*~ *My dad was asking me about the
THS Homepage and the Web Team* Dad: You don't wanna join the web team? Conor (my little cousin): What about spider
webs?? Or... SPIDER MAN?!? ~*~ *In the kitchen at my aunt's house on St. Patrick's Day, Auntie Sylvia and Auntie Anne
talking about the food* Auntie Sylvia: It's called Dublinger cheese. Conor: Her name is Kirsten Dublinger?!? But I
thought it was Oblinger!! ~*~ #!-This is an OLD quote-!# *Monique & I were walking down the hall... when I
saw Rob talking to Mrs. Anselmo* Me: I HATE YOU ROB! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! *He hides behind Mrs. Anselmo* Mrs. A: KIRSTEN!
You don't hate anyone! Hate gives you a black heart! ~*~ *I was watching Cribs on MTV* Me: Oh man, these houses
are so awesome. Mom: What are you watching? Me: Cribs on MTV. Mom: Cribs?! Me: Yeah, mom, Cribs... Like a
house... Crib... Mom: Well, I've never heard of that before. But I do know that back in the early 1900's they used to
call the houses of prositutes... ~*~ *My mom talking on the phone to my aunt, I'm on-line behind her, listening* Mom:
Oh, it was so cute... Robyn was watching Gypsy and she wants one of the stripper's outfits in the end. Me: *laughs hysterically*
Mom: Kirsten, I'm on the phone. Me: Yeah, but mom, I was laughing at what you just said. Mom: Oh! *continuing
on with her story* So I think after Easter, I'll make her one of those dresses. And she wants a big boa too. Me: *laughs
even harder* ~*~ *As I was leaving school, Mrs. Anselmo was talking to some random guys about swearing* Mrs. Anselmo:
I would never think about saying the 'F' word or any kind of swear! Me: *laughs* Oh, Mrs. Anselmo, you're so cute. Mrs.
A: What? It's true. I know you wouldn't say that word either. Me: *laughs* You sure, Mrs. Anselmo? Mrs. A: I guess
I like to think of you as sweet and innocent. Me: But I can't ALWAYS be sweet and innocent. Mrs. A: Of course... but
I don't want to hear you say that word! Girls who say that are tramps! ~*~ *Jacky & I in homeroom* Jacky:
*looks at her name on the back of her raffle tickets* They spelled my name wrong! Me: How'd they spell it? *looks, spelled
Jaclyn Prouty* Jacky: They spelled it the formal way but I don't like it. ~*~ *At drama, Judi talking to Monique
& Dave about their 'shimmy'* Mo: Shimmy shimmy. Me: Shimmy what? Mo: Shimmy yeah. Me: Shimmy woooo hooo!
~*~ *Mo, Baloo, and I in Biology talking about new names* Me: So, what's my new name? Mo: SULFER! Me:
No!!!!! Baloo: Yeah, yeah sulfer, 'cause you have blond hair. (to Mo) And you can be carbon, 'cause you're hot. Me:
Well? What about me? Baloo: You can be magma, 'cause you're RED HOT! Red hot like magma, straight from a volcano. ~*~
*Kate, Calin & I still talking in history about Rob* Calin: He never even told me what he was sick with. Me:
Maybe he has mono... Calin: No, I think he would have produced it faster. Kate: Maybe he's just gay... ~*~ *Kate,
Calin & I talking in history with Mrs. Keavy as a sub* Kate: Why does Mrs. Keavy always look like shes pregnant?And
why does she always where those moo-moos? Me: *laughs* What?! Kate: Moo-moos you know, those things that fat ladies
wear when they're pregnant. ~*~ *Mrs. Keavy tells us to quiet down* Kate: Look! She's having contractions... *breaths
deeply* ~*~ *Robyn, my mom & I in the car on the way home* Robyn: When I get older, mom, will you teach me
to drive a car? Mom: Sure, Robyn. Robyn: I don't wanna get married, I just wanna get my ears pierced. ~*~ *Monique
and I in the computer lab, talking through IM's* Me: I need chapstick. Mo: Turn around and catch. Me: *turns around,
Gregory is standing there... laughs hysterically... Gregory makes a face and walks away. Looks at Monique* Mo: C'mon,
you gonna catch? *throws chapstick at me* ~*~ Mike J: Jigga jigga. Me: Jigga what? Mike: Jigga yeah. Me:
Jigga woooo hoooooo! Mike: Can't beat that. ~*~ Me: Mike, my stomach hurts. Make it go away. Mike J: *presto!*
It's all gone. Me: No, it's not. Mike: Yes, it is. Me: I think I know my stomach better than you. Mike: No...
remember that time you were eating watermelon seeds? Me: I don't recall.. refresh my memory. Mike: Well, you ate them
and you were afraid there was a watermelon tree growing in your stomach. So I performed surgery to remove the seeds. Me:
So you saved me!! My hero!! ~*~ *My dad driving me to Monique's, with my mom and sister in the car. There was a conversation
about something I don't remember what when, out of the clear blue sky...* Robyn: Mom, do you remember that time I had
apple juice on the airplane? Mom: Yes, I do. Robyn: That was good. *I laugh* Robyn: What's so funny? You had
apple juice, too! ~*~ *My fam eating dinner sitting at the table* Mom: Robyn couldn't wait to get to school this
morning. Me: WHY?! Mom: She just couldn't wait to see Katelyn! Robyn: I missed Katelyn so much! Dad: You missed
Katelyn? Robyn: NO DAD!! I'm not Miss Katelyn, I'm Robyn! ~*~ *I walk into the living room, where Robyn has been
watching TV all night* Me: So, is the TV free? Mom: No, but it's reasonable. ~*~ *My mom tells me that my
sister saw a friend of mine in Lenscrafters* Me: Did you see my friend in the glasses store, Robyn? Robyn: No. I went
over to the kids' glasses and it wasn't the good guy. ~*~ *Jenn & I cruising the Ave* Jenn: Hey, was that
Jeff? Me: Who?! Jenn: Jeff! Remember? "Yeah I was gonna fight this kid and he didn't show so I went to his house to
beat him up and WOOPS! I cracked his skull. So I stole his TV, yo." *laughs hysterically* Me: Oh, that Jeff. ~*~ *Me
doing my make-up in the bathroom* Dad: When are you going to give the dog a bath? Me: *thinks* 5 minutes. Dad:
Don't scare me like that... I know how long you're 2 seconds are. ~*~ *Old guy with huge afro pulls along side us*
Jenn: *nods head* Sup? Me: *dazed* Jenn: Did you see that guy? Lemme speed up so you can get a better look. *speeds
up... laughs... guy slows down* Lemme slow down so we can laugh at him again. *slows down... laughs... guy look at us* Okayyyy...
that's enough. *drives away laughing* ~*~ *As Jenn & I are still cruising the Ave, a cop car pulls up on the side
of us. A huge woman is sitting in the back seat. After a double-take...* Jenn: A crack mama! *I laugh hysterically* *5
minutes pass without sight of the cop* Jenn: *glances over* It's the crack mama! That's it... I'm getting off the Ave.
Too many crackmamas for me. ~*~ *Monique and I reminiscing* Me: These are my life. Mo: What? Me: Yankee
Doodles. Mo: Oh I thought you were going to say me. I was rejected over a Yankee Doodle. ~*~ *Jenn and I walking
in Providence Place* Me: UGH! Why can't people actually WALK! Jenn: Because Kir! They have to keep up with their ghetto
walk. I mean, that takes time and concentration. Me: Now what! OLD PEOPLE! What so OLD PEOPLE have their own friggin'
type of walk too? Jenn: No they're just old. Me: *Gets hit in the head with a shopping bag* OH THANKS A LOT LADY!!
WHAT WOULD MY DAY HAVE BEEN LIKE WITHOUT YOU GOING AND HITTING ME IN THE HEAD?! THAT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY! THANK YOUUUU!! ~*~
*I walk into "Chemistry" obviously upset* Alisendro: Something wrong?? Me: *Looks at Mo's empty desk, then at
Mo's "Chemistry" book on my desk* Alisendro: Ahh.. Mo's not here. Me: *nods* Unfortunately. Alisendro: Don't worry,
I'll get you through this. You'll be okay. ~*~ Gregory: Ha! I'm gonna call you Kir from now on. Me: Does that
mean I can call you Gre? Gregory: Grrrr... NO! How 'bout calling me "Greg" for once? Me: Think again... There is no
way on Earth I will ever refer to you as Greg... I've known you too long. Gregory: Pfff... ~*~ My mom: I was watching
TV the other day, and there was a commercial for some movie. And there was this guy... Freddie... Prinze Jr. I believe? I
looked, and then I had to look again because he looks just like Rob! ~*~ Me: I don't know what to say to him! Mo:
Just be like, "No, you fool! It was all in jest, you'll harass me no more, you pompous poppycock!" ~*~ *Mo & I
talking about thongs* Me: So, I thought you were going to get one? Mo: Only if I had to wear that skirt and I was
desperate... and feeling a lil... risque... ~*~ Me: Ya know what? Being 105 isn't what it's cracked up to be. Everyone
wants to pick you up to see how light you are. Kyle: Hahahaha... I thought you meant years old!!! ...I thought you were
some prophet in a young girl's body or something... was scared. ~*~ Uncle Charlie: Rene Russo disgusts me. She looks
like a horse. She's... a walking chess piece! ~*~ Calin: God Kirsten, you laugh at everything! Me: *laughs hysterically*
Calin: (to Kara & Lauren) You should hear her story about the bush in the truck! Me: *laughs even harder* ~*~
Calin: Don't do that! Me: Do what? Calin: Suddenly sign off! Me: Oh... purposely freeze my computer? So I
can... get this... YIPPEE! Restart the whole friggin' machine? ~*~
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