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Here are the crazy things Calindy comes up with!

Welcome to Calindy's quote page! I know you're all wondering WHY she gets her OWN quote page and this is for one reason- She just doesn't know what she's talking about and what's going on, and it's so amusing. Haha! Well, enjoy Calindy's quotes (most of these were from the computer lab when Calindy was very, VERY tired!)

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*Calindy putting all weight on door*
Me: Other door, dumbass!
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*Talking about jumping out of the moving car*
Cal: No really, all you have to do is duck and roll!
Me: Yeah, and crack your head open!
Cal: No!  I saw some guy do it once and he got up and walked!... Not very far, though...
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*Watching TV in the Vital's basement*
Cal: Look at the snow! *Monique and I look at each other* Oh wait, that's Prince Harry!
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*Monique and I talking about Mo's quote about Murphy the dog talking*
Cal: Murphy talks?! What did he say?!
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-=LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!=-
*In the car*
Cal: *remarking on my jacket* Aren't you a little warm? *takes a closer look* It's not even fuzzy in the sleeves! What, so it keeps your ears warm and that's it? What about your wrists?
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-=LOOK!! ANOTHER!!=-
*Discussing ordering pizza*
Cal: Call Classic!
Gregory: Don't like Classic.
Cal: Yeah well, Famous bitched me out once... *pause*... Oh wait, that was Classic!
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*Playing the game of 'Going Nutz'*
(You have to list things that fit the category)
Tim: *reading card* Things you intentionally burn.
Cal: Logs, like you know, in a fire!
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*Talking to Kate on the phone and Calindy's over Kate's*
Kate: (talking to Calindy) You look like a guitar player! (She's holding a guitar) No! You have it upside down!
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*Talking about beer*
Cal: I don't take it unless it's hard.
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*I was taking pictures of Calindy and Lenny*
Cal: Take like three!
Me: Kie dok.
Cal: Ha... not REALLY! Haha! Just take two.
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*Talking about nicknames in English*
Monique: I had a friend named Caroline and everyone called her Callie or Cal.
Cal: *Starts to speak; stops* I was just about to say 'I have a friend named Cal.' But I totally don't, cuz that's me.
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*in Kyle's yearbook*
Cal: Kyle Phipps Kyle Kyle Kyle Phipps Say What?!
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*Calindy passes me a note in English class*
"...and I flipped out on Rob today. Ugh he's such an asshole he pisses me off. ...Ugh and I wanted to tell him he didn't match."
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*Mendes writes his screen name and hands it to Calindy*
Cal: *studies the paper* What is this?
Mo: It's his phone number, Calindy.
Cal: Really?
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*I was singing Billie Holiday, "The Very Thought of You"*
Cal: What are you singing?
Me: Billie Holiday!
Cal: I've heard of him before!
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*Calindy & I in the computer lab*
Cal: I wonder if there's a www.www.com... WHOA! There IS! Let's search on it.
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Cal: *Types www.mwhaha* Wouldn't that be great if there was a www.mwhaha... wait... I might need to type .com at the end, right?
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Cal: Sean Connery is sexy.
Blase: My mother thinks so.
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Me: Do you remember Tom Ignacio?
Cal: Yeah...
Me: He said hi to me!!!
Cal: Oh, Hi!
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*Calindy & I on the computer looking, unsucessfully, for pictures for history*
Cal: Why didn't Louis the "X Five One One One" have any friends?
Me: What?!
Cal: Well, nobody took any pictures of him!
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*Calindy & I in the library computer lab. Calindy is trying to get a map to her house or something*
Cal: Oh my God! Tiverton is non-existant on this map! It's just not there! *looks at where she typed 'Tiverton'* OH!! It might help if I actually spelled Tiverton right!
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Me: This is this a great song... *plays "Jump" by Van Halen*
Cal: Oh my God!! My dentist told me to download that song the other day when he was cleaning my teeth!!
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*Calindy & I on the phone talking about Michael Jackson*
Me: Yeah, I downloaded "Black or White" the other day..."
Cal: Sean Connery's sexy.
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*Calindy, Monique & I talking about how I laugh at everything, in English*
Cal: God Kirsten, you laugh at everything...just like the bush in the truck story.
Me: *tell story and laughs*
Cal: Was he being sarcastic? Because I think he has more intelligence than that. *Mo and I laugh hysterically* What? He wasn't sarcastic?
Mo & I: YES HE WAS!!
Cal: Ohhhhhh... then I was right, wasn't I? Why were you laughing?
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